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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper

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just-artist-thoughts

You’re really good at origami holy sh

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

i learned it specifically to make these for this exact situation 

queer-musician

Aren’t you the same bitch that gave your sister $100 dollars in nickels?

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

same bitch

wetmetal

Yeah, neither of these things happened 👍🏼

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listen here my good hoe, i can’t find photos of the 2000 nickels or the 20 stars, but i did not spend weeks planning meticulously inconvenient birthday gifts over a period of years just to get whaled on by internet gremlins. here is some equally compelling evidence for an anecdote i was saving for later:

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it weighed 68.6 lbs

judedeluca

This is the 100 Star. Reblog to receive cash in unexpected ways.

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i scrolled past this an hour ago and thats when the winston/hanzo drama started happening so im obligated to reblog this to dispense with the bad energy. sorry

blissarcheopteryx

Sorry y'all can’t risk it

melaninerotica

Feeling it tonight.

justinmummbles

Job interview tomorrow. May this bring me luck 😬

kaziyah84

Bring on the good news

tshunter15

Good news

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Christian Soriano is bae

wingedrivers

AND DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE GOT THAT FROM

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Originally posted by lifetimetv

I remember the season Christian was in. And he had a problem (because he was fresh out of fashion school) with understanding how to dress bigger women. And Tim Gunn, who has always been a proponent of needing to design fashion for more natural sizes, helped him to get out of that mind set by planting the seed. That growth we see is from this amazing fashion teacher! 

lividlovers

I love them!!!

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